Krrrichk.
(Hello. Who are you?)
BLOODY HELL DID IT JUST TALK TO MEI’m Jacob. You don’t need to tell me who you are. You’re a platypus.
Kkriiichik.
(I was a human.
Kkkkrrriiiccchhhiiikkk.
(Ah, I see.)
Krrrichik.
(Who’s your godly parent?)
Krichk.
(I shall resume my English speaking, may I?)
Aphrodite.
Krchikikchikk.
(No wonder.)
What were you wondering?
Krichik.
(Nothing.)
Tell me, platypus. I’ll turn you back into a human if you tell me what you were wondering.